I think I’m going to delete my tumblr.

Which isn’t a big deal, because I have virtually no followers. Well, even if I did have billions of followers, it would still not be a big deal.

Anyway, here’s why.

I keep wanting to turn my tumblr into an egotistical vent fest about how sad and lonely I feel all the time, even though my life is wonderful. I have a home, a loving family, and I have the means to eat three square meals a day. Countries are ripping themselves apart, families are selling their children for six dollars in sub-Saharan Africa, and all I want to do is talk about my irrational, negative feelings. How backwards.

The only thing that’s holding me back is all the pretty pictures I get to see when I log in. I’m a sucker for pretty pictures.

I don’t know this man’s name, but he’s in a Svankmajer short film titled “Byt”. I’m not sure if I can tell handsome from not handsome, which doesn’t really matter, but I just want everyone to know that I think this guy is extremely attractive.

I’m going to have a really freaky looking husband.

“Camel and Sunset”. This is one of my more evocative MS Paint works. The theme is obviously alienation and introspection. If you look closely, you realize that it is an historic allusion to the alleged comet that wiped out the dinosaurs; the sunset being the comet, the camel being a misshapen prehistoric creature.

heyveronica:

dontcookbilly:

willzone:

bears acting italian.

I should be offended.

Is this episode 1 of Mob Bears?

Hey look, it’s my dad’s side of the family.

I don't think I remember you getting this. It cheered me up seeing it though :].

simplychickadeeinatree

I actually got it almost two years ago and never wrote a thing. I’ll probably forget about it again soon, but I’m glad it cheered you up. I just feel as though I have nothing to say that millions of other tumblrers haven’t already said, y’know? I accept that I am not a unique snowflake. There are plenty of other angsty snowflakes to go around on here, hahaha.

I call this picture, “Your Dream Last Night”. I can’t wait for my enormous amount* of followers to be extremely unattracted to me.

*Seven. That’s three away from double digits!!!!!!!

Even though I dislike this website, it’s a great place to post my embarrassingly large number of Paint drawings.

This one is an anti-littering piece. What I was trying to say was, “recycle your plastic soda thingies or an unfortunate looking child might get stuck in one and choke and be sad.” I definately achieved my vision.

As hilarious as this is; seriously guys, stop littering.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

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I don’t know what I am doing on tumblr I do not belong here my peers have been pressuring me for years and I am finally bored enough to give in WHYYYYY.

My favorite inanimate object is probably water. It should be everybody’s favorite inanimate object.

Summary of my thoughts today:

I am hungry, cars everywhere, I am finite, I wonder what my guts are doing, everyone is naked under all their clothes, sweet potato, everything is finite, I am hungry.